@washingtonpost I'll take, "Things that shouldn't need to be said, but here we are" for $200, Alex.

So, hey, I'm a translator. And I'm pretty much *always* looking for more work.

I translate to and from Polish.

Not the most in-demand language in the English-speaking world, but if you need a translation done or know someone who does, hit me up.

I'm good at what I do, I have low rates, and I can work pretty damn fast if that's what you need.

I am also pretty versatile, I've translated everything from literature to marketing to technical stuff.

@BastilleBSD Mandrake. I had such a hard time getting it installed, would mess up the desktop installation and be forced to reinstall over and over. I kept trying, though.

Hi all! For #introductions, I'm currently a freelance writer and editor (and recovering cybersecurity writer) with a love of writing sci-fi and fantasy in my free time. I'm working through hopefully my last major revision for my first #WIP novel, while also doing some micro and flash fiction on the side which I'm trying to get in the habit of posting on Medium instead of just letting it molder unseen.

This is also my first time using Mastodon, so exciting times all round.

Here's some work I have from my collection of children's-oriented illustrations. I called this series "Farmyard Court", and imagined typical farm animals as royalty. I was playing with the symmetry tool in Procreate, as well as learning how to do fur. I also loved playing with glowing effects and framing mechanisms.

@Shelter1971 @TonyStark Yeah, I think most sane people would, even non-religious people. So much "wrong" in that picture.

@lukasmurch @TonyStark Her kids were briefly happy it wasn't hanging on the living room wall. Then it came back home after the MAGA hate rally.

@TonyStark Tell be you've never read the Bible without telling me you've never read the Bible.

@bitcoinmagazine I love Bitcoin. I've seen some selfish, idiotic people in Bitcoin. You can't stereotype it's users anymore.

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